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Impress Me, Human T-Shirt

Impress Me, Human T-Shirt

100% Cotton T-shirt

$34.00
$34.00
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A humpback whale sketched mid-glide, utterly unbothered. It holds its breath longer than your species holds meetings, migrates further than your frequent-flyer status, and sings in a language older than land. Impress me, human — the quiet dare of an animal with nothing to prove.

Hand-drawn by our illustrator. Pencil lines, not prompts — no AI anywhere near this whale.

Details
• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, breathable
• Tubular knit, no side seams · ribbed collar with shoulder tape
• Crisp DTF/DTG print, tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified cotton
• Printed in the USA & EU · 30-day money-back guarantee

Care
Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low. Skip bleach and dry cleaning.

Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!

2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fie, so no high heat!

3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.

4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

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